If I wrote a cheesy 'entertainment news' column...

Sylvester Stallone's working on a new Rambo movie called "Pearl of the Cobra." Aren't people going to get confused and think it's a sequel to Cobra instead of First Blood.

Why so much focus on that picture of Britney Spears' newly bald head when clearly the more striking image is this still of Jim Carrey from his new horror film The Number 23.

...And, finally, in this week's bad news file, it looks as if NBC is yanking Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Witty, erudite, well-written. PULL IT! Another nice move from the folks who canceled Freaks and Geeks before the end of its first season.