Mmmm, the waffle truth

The Onion skewers Ben & Jerry's and Michael Moore this week. Here's the end of the piece (oftentimes the funniest parts of Onion satires):

Other Ben & Jerry's flavors slated for introduction in 2005 are Praline Kael, Noam ChompChompsky Crunch, Ché Guava, and Nelson Vanilla, an anti-apartheid flavor that consists of a dark-chocolate sorbet swirled in an equal amount of vanilla ice cream.